Complete posts in chronological order, starting at the bottom. Your friendly neighborhood roadmap to deranged enlightenment.

Pieces of a Sand Story (Part 5)

Holy Books - XV: The Tax Man

The Comedian’s Notebook: Into the Tryphon Design

The Comedian’s Notebook: The End is Everywhere

Pieces of a Sand Story (Part 4)

Story Starters for Kids

The Comedian’s Notebook: Memmeroids

The Comedian’s Notebook: Impressing the Fuck Out of . . .

Holy Books - XIV: The Speed Round (Part 2)

Pieces of a Sand Story (Part 3)

The Comedian’s Notebook: Killing Hitler

The Comedian’s Notebook: Things that Are Not Funny

Holy Books - XIII: What the Dead Care About

Pieces of a Sand Story (Part 2)

What the Caterpillar Calls the End of the World

Here’s the Thing about Grandpa’s Stories . . .

Holy Books - XII: The Speed Round (Part 1)

Pieces of a Sand Story (Part 1)

The New Nature Writing

I Laugh in the Face of Death (Conclusion)

Holy Books - XI: It Can Get No Clearer, or, I Hate Manifestos

Eyes Open, Childhood Dreams (Conclusion)

Art (Hypno) Therapy

I Laugh in the Face of Death (Part 3)

Eyes Open, Childhood Dreams (Part 2)

And I Quote

Holy Books - X: A tour de force!

Question Everything

I Laugh in the Face of Death (Part 2)

Eyes Open, Childhood Dreams (Part 1)

Holy Books - IX: Divine Mystery Novel Outline

I Laugh in the Face of Death (Part 1)

Is this what they mean by ‘Lyric Essay’?

Baby on Board

Love Potion Number 187 (Conclusion)

The Wine List

Holy Books - VIII: The Moon Landing, Explained

Campaign Ad

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 9)

The Self-Aware Post

The Most Boring Story Ever

The Book of You

Sun Bear

Holy Books - VII: List of Things I Could Never Tell Anyone

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 8)

Vanished Without a Trace

Holy Books - VI: Chairman of the Bird

A Summer at Shiloh Grove (Conclusion)

Leave the World Alone!

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 7)

Holy Books - V: Symbolism in Literature

A Summer at Shiloh Grove (Part 6)

You’ve Got It!

One Page of Nothing

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 6)

A Summer at Shiloh Grove (Part 5)

Book of Common Prayer for the Misfortune of Others

Pitch for Soap Opera a la The Book of Leviticus

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 5)

Holy Books - IV: The Plumber’s Parables

A Summer at Shiloh Grove (Part 4)

Writers Writing About Writers

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 4)

Evil Twin Prison

A Summer at Shiloh Grove (Part 3)

Meeting the Creator

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 3)

‘Negligent Homicide in the Morning’ Day

A Summer at Shiloh Grove (Part 2)

Holy Books - III: Chapter YTQK

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 2)

A Summer at Shiloh Grove (Part 1)

CLOWNFISH

Love Potion Number 187 (Part 1)

Holy Books - II: Nodegikelamsomeusoqrestfomcult

Wooden People

Holy Books - I: Don’t Believe in Magic

The Aristotle Transcript

Mr. Drumstick Claims His Own

Rules on the Composition of Poetry

When I Am an Old Woman

Bog Stew

Two Poems

Rainbow Stalkers

Three Inspirational Mottos

1,000 Words of Prophecy

A Congregation of Worms

Episode II: The Clown Wars

You there, adventurer!

The Robot Religion

Where Genies Dare . . .

The Socratic Method

Who is the Nether Paragon?

Decisions in the Streets

Recruitment

Every Social Media Profile Ever

Abandon Your Superstition Day: A Closer Look

Abandon Your Superstition Day: Glimpses

Bathroom Rhymes

No-History

Hula Hoop Olympics

Only the Money is Obvious

The Chore of Worship

In the Streets of Birth

Before the Moment of Discord

Ten to One

Grownup Playground Rules